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Woman plans koi-assisted water birth

Oh please, please PLEASE let this not be a hoax…

They have their own tank, it’s not like she’ll be giving birth in the botanic gardens.

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9 Responses to “Woman plans koi-assisted water birth”

  1. Eleanor says:

    Well I don’t like to carp but it seems a funny plaice to choose. Hope she doesn’t end up floundering – someone’ll have to oyst’er.

    (Scientology link at the bottom of her page suggests hoax to me… or perhaps she’s swallowed their theories hook like and sinker … oh stop me.)

  2. Aitch says:


    you don’t think the scientology link makes it more likely to be true? their leaders have scales, don’t they? or am i getting mixed up with david icke?

  3. Miamum04 says:

    isn’t David Ike all about toads?

  4. Aitch says:

    hah! yes i think he fears the master amphibian or somesuch. but ya know, fish, amphibs, reptiles (might be lizards with teh scientologists)… same diff.

  5. travellingmum says:

    ‘I can’t think of anything more stressless than floating in a warm water tank, letting go and letting my fish companions guide me through birth.’

    May I just say…I can’t think of a more stressful way of giving birth than having fish swimming around me…
    Ok perhaps being in an enclosed space with birds flapping at me.

    What I don’t get is…how exactly are they going to assist her?

  6. Amy says:

    Hilarious!!! My favourite bit is where she says she’s going to let the koi guide the baby up to her!! Reminds me of those pedicures you can get now where the fish nibble off the hard skin on your feet…gross!

  7. Ana says:

    Fabulous. I’m still crying with laughter over Shane standing by with a net (just in case).

  8. Sarah says:

    This just has to be a hoax, surely??! Either that or the lady in question is clearly, certifiably, mad. FIsh pedicures sound bad enough, fish delivery – well the only fish delivery I would ever had would be from the local chippy ;o) – ‘nough said.

  9. Aitch says:

    i do hope she is having us on, otherwise i fear for the safety of the child…

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