Sentences...... August

[UnhappyRightFoot]

Can I kick the month off with one from my mum rather than my babies??

(Scene setting - my mum (very religious, almost 80yo, very conservative (I almost never swear in front of her as she doesn't like it), very quiet lady) calls me just as the mens 10 Meter syncro diving starts. I suggest she watch it as there are some rather fine men wearing very small speado's on the TV)

"Well, there isn't much room for their willies, is there??" Literally PMSL.



(and then spent the whole competition looking at their gentlemens trouser areas - especially the chap from Mexico!!!!)

[EnigmaFish]

Yesterday, Kleintje started a sentence with, "If I lay boys when I grow up..."

..."I'm going to name them all Leon."

Oh, right. Lay, like laying eggs. That's alright, then.

[ChristmasGift]

to both of those!

[StJuniper]

Scout Kid, as I bring Tumbleweed up from her nap at the grandparents: "Can we put her in the vibrator?"

Uh, no, but we can put her in the bouncy chair.

[mamapup]

Following this theme:

Little Croc loves it when we blow on her skin through clothes, she loves the warm feeling. So recently she will come to me, grab my head, push it down on her and shout)(because there is no volume control), "mummy, blow me"

[Lily]

A cute one to counteract your potty-mouthed children:
'Mummy, I wish Bee would never get big, she is so sweet now.'
Me too, honey. Me too.

[Kitcameron]

She is very sweet. Very cute of Iz to think so too

[EnigmaFish]