Dear August

[mamapup]

Dear woman in the park about four weeks ago

I lent your daughter my cardigan to save her being embarrassed after she accidentally peed on her shorts. You said you'd return said clothing immediately yet I've just had to chase you down through various fb groups to ask for my cardigan back.

You had the grace to reply but you're telling me you can't get it back to me before 18th Aug? I'm not sure that is OK. Surely it's a priority to return a stranger's clothing after something like this, no?

Feel as if I don't want to be the person who tries to help if this is what happens.

[qbm]

That's so shitty! And weird. Really weird!

[junglewonderland]

Wow, that is rude of her, mp!

Dear pelvic floor,

Well done making it through a trampolining session today. Looks like that kegel app really does work!

Love from your owner

[Ali70]

MP that's so rude, I'd be really annoyed.

Good job JW! I think its the ultimate misery that the one time in your adult life you have the opportunity to trampoline regularly is also the time when its generally quite unsafe to do so! I must get that app!

[UnhappyRightFoot]

MP - demand it back - say you need it at the weekend. You've carried out a random act of kindness, which is lovely, but it's not for you to be inconvenienced further.

Yay JW!!!! Trampolining is impressive! (or impossible!!) What's the app?? I try to remember a few squeezes at bedtime but being reminded would probably be a good thing!

[UnhappyRightFoot]

Dear cold.

F*@k off.

Me

[junglewonderland]

It's either called Kegel Trainer or PFEI. I had the free version then upgraded. Best few bucks I ever spent. I have Android, not sure if it would be in the app store.

Get better soon URF!

[emzit]

That is really off behaviour MP. If it was me I'd be knocking on your door as soon as I'd washed and dried it with a box of chocolates to say thank you.

[LucyLastic]

*makes a note to self to try to lend emzit cardigans whenever possible*

[mamapup]

But emzit is absolutely right. That is how one should behave. I would have done exactly that, too. I am so annoyed at this woman.
I did write back and tell her it wasn't good enough to tell me to wait three weeks. She acknowledged that and said she'll return it to me sooner. Let's see...

[sabrina fair]

Dear inlaws,

Stop judging our and other children by what and how much they eat. The last time I checked, the nature of a child's dietary choices had absolutely no relation to their moral make-up...unless they're killing and eating their pets, in which case, fair enough: judge away.

[Kitcameron]

Or their grandparents, in which case yes you may be worried lol

[sabrina fair]