Sentences, July (July?????)

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Sentences, July (July?????)

Postby mamapup » 01 Jul 2016, 09:00

We went to Pride at the weekend. On Monday the puppy told his nursery teacher about it. He described it thus:

"I can't remember what it's called but mummy bought us rainbow flags and we celebrated that boys can love boys and girls can love girls".
In my heart I am Rascalpup, a name awarded during battle with one persistent spammer. I like to think ironside but with sarcasm rather than an axe.

Slightly horrified by my huge number of posts.


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Re: Sentences, July (July?????)

Postby yorkshirepudding » 01 Jul 2016, 10:46

Aww that's great mp!

Moo at lunch time, hands me a blueberry: "I didn't lick this one"
Thanks, kid
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Re: Sentences, July (July?????)

Postby EnigmaFish » 01 Jul 2016, 18:14

The girls were playing "babies" with a bunch of teddies tonight. One of them is a flat pillow-teddy, and Kleintje described it thusly:
"This baby is dead. It got rolled over by a car. I was sad, but now we can use it as a trampoline!"
:?
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v2.0: Newt, born July 2014.
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Re: Sentences, July (July?????)

Postby qbm » 01 Jul 2016, 18:19

Actually snorted reading that one EF!
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M - Feb 14
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Re: Sentences, July (July?????)

Postby Kitcameron » 01 Jul 2016, 18:24

Lol. SM says things and I think "oh I must remember to tell the forum that one" and then I forget again.

CMs response to the gardeners digging up our garden was "they broke it" wail of despair lol.
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Re: Sentences, July (July?????)

Postby Treeb » 01 Jul 2016, 18:54

Kc, that was basically L's reaction when the roofers came to replace part of our roof.

Me: First they're going to tear off all the old roof and throw it down on the ground.
L: :o That sounds bad!

And I do the same thing with thinking I need to relay something to the forum, but promptly forget it well before I'm next online.
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Re: Sentences, July (July?????)

Postby ChristmasGift » 01 Jul 2016, 19:22

Love that MP!
Less cute from my (currently grumpy) offspring.
Bedtime on Thursday:
"Mummy you're making me cross"
"Mummy you're not my best friend any more"
"Mummy I'm never speaking to you again" and the best of all
"Mummy you're a bully"
We stay with her whilst she falls asleep and this was all as a result of me saying I was going to lay facing the other way until she showed me she was ready to lay quietly and settle down.
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Re: Sentences, July (July?????)

Postby Treeb » 01 Jul 2016, 22:19

Well A isn't speaking in sentences yet really, but she's such a determined little person who knows her own mind.

Me: "Do you need your diaper changed?"
A: (Very decidedly, as is offended) "Oh, no." She then turned around and pointedly walked out of the room.
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Re: Sentences, July (July?????)

Postby emzit » 02 Jul 2016, 05:34

Haha treeb, squish is similar - I ask him if he's done a poo and he says 'no, a grunt'. It's almost always a poo.
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Re: Sentences, July (July?????)

Postby lizandimo » 02 Jul 2016, 17:57

Me and Dh were talking about cutting some fabric, Dh was saying how many feet he needed or something. DD starts to look upset and says: "I don't want Daddy to cut my feet"!!
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Re: Sentences, July (July?????)

Postby LucyLastic » 02 Jul 2016, 18:37

"Could you come here for a minute, please, C?"
"I can't, I'm playing with my doll's house at the moment, I'm afraid"

Cheeky mare.
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Re: Sentences, July (July?????)

Postby Kitcameron » 02 Jul 2016, 20:30

Ok, I've remembered one, but it's utterly gross..

"SM stop picking your spots"
"But I like picking them"
"Why?"
"They're tasty."
"WHAT!!!"
"I'm eating my pox spots"

Bleurgh. Kids are disgusting.
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Re: Sentences, July (July?????)

Postby Treeb » 14 Jul 2016, 01:19

L is constantly harassing A, trying to knock her down, chasing her around, etc. ( :( Needs a whole thread of its own.) Earlier he was chasing her as she fled towards me, and dh grabbed him from behind. L shouted at him: "Daddy, stop that! You're getting in the way of my trouble!"
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Re: Sentences, July (July?????)

Postby emzit » 30 Jul 2016, 06:47

Talking to muncher today about how he is allowed to have a peanut butter sandwich for lunch because it's not a kinder day and we only have to worry about that on kinder days. He tells me that his mate brought a peanut butter sandwich in one time 'but it was ok because we don't have any nut cases'. :)
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Re: Sentences, July (July?????)

Postby lizandimo » 03 Aug 2016, 21:24

'I want you to juggle my slippers' is not something I was expecting to be asked!
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