Sentences February.

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Re: Sentences February.

Postby Treeb » 18 Feb 2016, 04:49

We're not big drinkers either, mp! Dh and I might share a beer at dinner once of twice a week and that's it. I think you're right about the allure of the forbidden Lily. Alcohol is the only think he's not allowed to try any of, so there is a big mystery around it.
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Re: Sentences February.

Postby EnigmaFish » 20 Feb 2016, 22:58

We don't allow Kleintje to have any beer (of course!) or any soft drinks. Today, standing in front of a vending machine full of cans and bottles of soft drinks she said, "look at all this lovely beer, Mama! Wouldn't you like to have some beer?"
Oh, and speaking of Star Wars, when I saw the new film, I think I may have slightly fallen in love with Rey. I can't decide if I want to marry her, be her, or raise the girls to be her.
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Re: Sentences February.

Postby mamapup » 20 Feb 2016, 23:39

Maybe a weird side effect of blw is beer obsessed kids.

This morning little Croc woke me with "it's wake time mummy, me need breakfast" . This was yelled in my face at about 6.50. Not ideal.
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Re: Sentences February.

Postby Marrow » 21 Feb 2016, 15:24

Yep, we often get "beard" made for us in C's kitchen. Which we have to 'sip' appreciatively.

I got a proper shouty telling off this morning for daring to suggest that maybe there is no such bird as a magnet. Apparently magpies and magnets are both types of birds and not to be confused. I really really wanted to grill her on what a magnet looks like, but decided "yes dear" was the prudent response.
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Re: Sentences February.

Postby ChristmasGift » 21 Feb 2016, 20:09

"Mummy I am coming out of the closet"
She was coming out the shoe/coat cupboard at the time. Amused me because at no point have either of us used the word closet and its not a term either set of grandparents use.
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Re: Sentences February.

Postby mamapup » 21 Feb 2016, 21:36

Just don't laugh if she says that for real in a few years!

Little Croc really impressed me today. I know her language is good but her situational comprehension really shone through today. She's not quite two so I thought this was good:

She got down from the lunch table and started towards the living room. I said, "excuse me, where do you.think you're going?" I expected her to say "the living room" but instead she looked at me, grinned and said "I've finished eating".

She totally understood what I was actually saying and gave an appropriate answer, even if she wasn't allowed to get down!

(they both got down and ran off five mins later in case anyone is being impressed that I can keep children at the table! We try and fail regularly)
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Re: Sentences February.

Postby yorkshirepudding » 21 Feb 2016, 21:42

moo talking to daddy whilst moo was weeing:
When I eat a Icecream I lick it all up then my wee would be white!
(He'd had some orange juice so had made a link between input and output colour!)
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Re: Sentences February.

Postby DandelionFrosting » 22 Feb 2016, 10:56

A conversation about snails:

Saurus: Why are you washing that apple?
Me: Have to get all the snails off!
Saurus: Don't wash the snails down the drain! The snails will be sad and cold in the drain!
Me: I was joking. There aren't really any snails. And if there were, I promise I would put them outside in the garden.
Saurus: Don't do that! If you put snails in our garden, they'll eat all the plants!
Me: ::sigh:: Then what SHOULD I do with the snails?
Saurus: Put them in other people's gardens.
Saurus (April 2012) wants to open all the cupboards to see the pipes.
Zilla (December 2013) is unstoppable. And really likes pizza.
Turtle (November 2015) isn't cute yet, but he's working on it.
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Re: Sentences February.

Postby StJuniper » 22 Feb 2016, 12:28

P, seeing a urinal on a TV show: "What's that?"
Me: "A toilet."
P: "The kind where you just stand up, unzip, and go?"
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Re: Sentences February.

Postby ChristmasGift » 27 Feb 2016, 18:54

Friend: She [The Babs] is quite tall - but then I guess you and MrCG are"
Me "I'm no taller than you am I?"
Friend "We'll I am 5'4" [spoken as 5-4] - you must be at least 5'6" [5-6]
Me "I think I'm about 5-5
The Babs " No mummy you are 40"
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Re: Sentences February.

Postby yorkshirepudding » 27 Feb 2016, 20:44

"You might have big melons!" (Cue much laughing from me as I really don't!)
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Re: Sentences February.

Postby junglewonderland » 28 Feb 2016, 09:42

K: I've got a booger!
Me: put it in the bin then wash your hands
K: does it go in rubbish or recycling?
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Re: Sentences February.

Postby mamapup » 28 Feb 2016, 10:00

21St century children! Better than the puppy trying to make me accept his the other day.

Puppy: why don't you like chewbacca?
Me (having no real reason): um, he's too brown? Oh no, that's wrong, he's too hairy, oh no, um, he looks weird, um no,.forget it I do like him.

Argh, perils of speaking without thinking. I don't like chewbacca but then I don't like star wars at all but now my son thinks I'm a racist, hairist who doesn't like people who look different. Awesome parenting me.
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Re: Sentences February.

Postby ChristmasGift » 28 Feb 2016, 10:04

junglewonderland wrote:K: I've got a booger!
Me: put it in the bin then wash your hands
K: does it go in rubbish or recycling?

This made me laugh out loud :D
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Re: Sentences February.

Postby Treeb » 29 Feb 2016, 04:18

Oh those are both great jw and mp.

After coming inside from playing this morning:
Dh: Did you tell Mommy what we found?
L: Mommy! We found a dead body!
Me: A dead body?!
L: From an animal.
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