This thread has made me laugh so much, kids are the best entertainment.
My eldest Lily (3) was helping Daddy with some DIY, he revved the electric srew driver by her & she turned round to him & said "go screw yourself Daddy"! I was helpless!
Another hilarious comment (my DH will go mad if he knows I've told anyone let alone posted it)! He'd just got out of the shower & she saw him & said "I like your tiny little boob" refering to his willy! I thought it was very amusing he on the other hand didn't .
My neice asked her Dad when he got out of the bath "Is that a sausage roll"
Look forward to more funnies