Can we have a 'go to bed' feature?

[Chives]

Something that gives an electric shock through the computer when it's past our bedtime?

<attempts to pry fingers off computer and get the heck to bed>

[ceeLIN]

Yes!
And can someone do it to me right now please?!

[Chives]

ZAP!

I'll go to bed if you go to bed!

GO!

I'm going, for real.

[ToothFairy]

You're still online Ives, I can see you Off you go to bed!

[CherryPoplin]

Oh yes, and me. I picked up the computer to 'check my things' 20 minutes ago, and I could have easily gone to bed at 7, so I'm *really* shattered now. Go the f**k to sleep forumites!

[LIN'sNotDIM]

All of you (and me) GO THE F*CK TO SLEEP!

[Pics]

If we went to bed early enough, we could all be up in the middle of the night to chat to bangers and mash .....

[CherryPoplin]

See, if I'd have gone to bed, I'd never have stumbled upon this little nugget of pure geniusness:

In the early 2000s some companies began selling measuring spoons that defined (or redefined) a dash as 1⁄8 teaspoon, a pinch as 1⁄16 teaspoon, and a smidgen as 1⁄32 teaspoon. Based on these spoons, there are two pinches in a dash and two smidgens in a pinch.

I'm very tired, okay?

[LIN'sNotDIM]

See, if I'd have gone to bed, I'd never have stumbled upon this little nugget of pure geniusness:

In the early 2000s some companies began selling measuring spoons that defined (or redefined) a dash as 1⁄8 teaspoon, a pinch as 1⁄16 teaspoon, and a smidgen as 1⁄32 teaspoon. Based on these spoons, there are two pinches in a dash and two smidgens in a pinch.

I'm very tired, okay?

<pats gently>

Off you go to bed.. it'll all be alright in the morning

[fourweewonders]

And a 'its time for dreamfeeding' feature, i sort of didnt realise untill 10.15 i wasnt feeding because i was reading stuff here, hence i'm still feeding and still here

[skip]

Love that, cherry.

Um. I'm IN bed, does that count?

[StormLINd]

<Stares at screen, yet sees nothing>

[Pics]

Yep. In bed here too. And when dh comes up soon, I will quickly turn off/hide my phone and grumble at him for being late. And maybe sneak another peek whilst he cleans his teeth.

[3KiwiChicks]

You lot are mad.... as its midday here I think I will stay up, although if I COULD go to bed I would.

[Pics]

Shhhhhh! He's coming ..... Better get grumpy