<gingerly opens door and peeks in to say hello, can I join you?
Only to discover I've arrived so fashionably late that everyone's gone home
But at least I now understand what 'Puddleduck's Party Forum' is all about - yay
I always did wonder what it all meant.
<quietly goes back out the door, making a mental note to arrive slightly less fashionably late next time there's a party on>